intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

Anonymous asked:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom


celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh


michaxl:

Candidly Nicole | S1E4 (x)



Tips for online dating




barfpop:

simple life was such a good show